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Savanna Sizzle: The Asparagus‑Feta Plains

aka Spicy Asparagus Feta Stir‑Fry with Pork Crumble

Imagine a wildlife narrator describing a sizzling savanna where asparagus stalks and pork bits roam free.

25minutes
580kcal / serving
2serves
Mediumdifficulty
no shops were harmed

Ingredients

  • 150 gasparagus
  • 3pork rashers
  • 80 gfeta cheese
  • 1egg
  • 1 tspchilli flakes
  • 1 tbspcornflour
  • to tastesalt
  • to tasteblack pepper
36gprotein
20gcarbs
38gfat

≈ 580 kcal each, roughly. we're not your doctor

Method

  1. Slice pork rashers into thin strips. Toss with cornflour, a pinch of salt and pepper.
  2. Heat a non‑stick wok over high heat; add the pork strips and stir‑fry 3‑4 minutes until crisp. Transfer to a bowl.
  3. Add a splash of water to the wok, then toss in cut asparagus pieces; stir‑fry 2‑3 minutes until bright green.
  4. Push the veg to the side, crack the egg into the centre, scramble quickly, then mix everything together.
  5. Crumble feta over the mixture, sprinkle chilli flakes, and give a final toss. Ensure pork reaches 71 °C before serving.

Keep the wok screaming hot – a quick sear locks in flavor and prevents soggy veggies.

Serve alongside Listening to the soundtrack of an African drum circle while cooking.

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